my dear friends, avid readers, and loyal followers,

after much deliberation, i have decided that i will no longer be posting for fu, propriety. yes, i know, this is probably going to ruin your life (or at least your week), but hear me out. the original premise of this blog was to detail the “sexcapades and misadventures of a reformed good girl”; while i will forever remain a freak in the bed, i have decided to try out the ‘lady in the street’ side of life. this being the case, i will no longer have new material to provide you with laughter and endless entertainment and (some) knowledge. HOWEVER! this by no means implies that i am deleting this blog- the stories will forever remain on the world wide web for your enjoyment. 

as a peace offering, i have decided to write one more post. it will be so vulgar, so hilarious, and so taboo that you might possibly forgive me for my quarter-life crisis.

xoxo, fupropriety